Fuck My Life!

Well, I've spent the better part of this morning reading these. Some are a pretty good laugh actually
http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML"

haha

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

LOL I was reading these to some of the guys at work. I basically read these all day in boring classes too haha. love em.

MarshalR wrote:

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

hahaha

So marshal how many of these fuck my lifes are personal quotes.

"I left my number for a hot waitress, she thought i was my friend, FUCK my life"

Haha

Moneypits wrote:

So marshal how many of these fuck my lifes are personal quotes.

"I left my number for a hot waitress, she thought i was my friend, FUCK my life"

Haha

i remember that

donovan would have a great one
"my tire fell off and then the tow truck couldnt move it so they brought in a flat bed but its too low to fit on the flat bed. FML"

laynehip wrote:

donovan would have a great one
"my tire fell off and then the tow truck couldnt move it so they brought in a flat bed but its too low to fit on the flat bed. FML"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Donovan, WTF!
I'm glad I didn't buy it haha. bet seriously, how does that happen. Any body damage?


And Cam, Sadly, a few of those are mine.
I can't believe she thought I was Jason. He isn't even that good looking. and he drives a civic.

\My car started making weird noises while I was on my way to school and usually its just the ice build-up from my car being low. My dad and I checked it out at lunch and we were pretty convinced I blew a shock out, or my bearing was finished. While I was driving home i heard all my brake fluid come out, and my brakes were gone, which was pretty sketchy, then I turned into my bay and my wheel fell off.

Anyways, the car is completely fine other then that. And the tow truck driver made a skyline joke HAH.

Thread owned.

Fuck my life.

corey wrote:

laynehip wrote:

donovan would have a great one
"my tire fell off and then the tow truck couldnt move it so they brought in a flat bed but its too low to fit on the flat bed. FML"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL jesus that's horrible.

1-) I spent most of Friday and all of Saturday finishing up the car, and my last job (Saturday) was changing my messed up transmission for a new one. After putting it ALL back together, I proceeded to fill the transmission. Before we even put the transmission down, it was already leaking from two spots. FML

2-) Sunday night (2am on Monday morning, actually) we came back from the drift event which I obviously spectated, since my car would fry that transmission if I drove 160 miles each way and abuse the leaking tranny on the track. When we get back to the shop, I had to move my car out of the way to get another one in. Out of sheer frustration for missing this event, I decide to take the e30 for a quick spin just to slide this one turn by the shop (completely deserted area).

I get to the intersection before the turn (which the light takes forever). There is a Ford Taurus on the Go Straight or Turn left lane. I cut to his right and ask if it's OK if he's going left (towards the turn where I plan on sliding). He says no. I ask to cut in front of him and he says that's fine. I make the left (on the red) and didn't realize he followed me. I drop the hammer and slide the corner with that Taurus right behind me.

He was an undercover unit.

I had a camera mount sticking out of the car on my rear window with the camera rolling. It's all on camera.

FML.

- Erick

"Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML"