CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just wanted to shout out a merry christmas to all you ugly mo fo's

thank you besides calling me an ugly mo fo.
i am hiding in my room so i dont have to see family yeah!!!!!!
and i dont think I CAN open presents till tommorow night.
wtf is this shit!

layne

Hooray Christmas! Everyone go get wasted for me, I get to work tomorrow, so no booze for me tonight u_u

i woke up at 11. and came on here.

Jex wrote:

i woke up at 11. and came on here.

hope this cheers you UP

hahahaha

layne.... lets hang out today please. no joke

obviously this hang out would not be just me and you, in case you tried to rape me, or i tried to rape you.

oh and we will need a safe word

but seriously

lets hang...

Jhall wrote:

hahahaha

layne.... lets hang out today please. no joke

obviously this hang out would not be just me and you, in case you tried to rape me, or i tried to rape you.

oh and we will need a safe word

but seriously

lets hang...

2nd that

jdm_itr wrote:

Jhall wrote:

hahahaha

layne.... lets hang out today please. no joke

obviously this hang out would not be just me and you, in case you tried to rape me, or i tried to rape you.

oh and we will need a safe word

but seriously

lets hang...

2nd that

haha!

hahaha.... but seriously, whats your phone number....

Jhall wrote:

hahaha.... but seriously, whats your phone number....

line 1(cell) is 536-7148
and line 2 (business phone (which is actually just the second line in the house connected to only the basement(which is actually my home for the next 3 days since i got kicked out of my room) phone which sits on my desk) is 565-6278

i think he is serious i seen his epic phone i think ?

In this picture I took of this juice bottle you can see how large the buttons are

another picture of the juice bottle for good measure

and in that second pic i notice you have two phone jacks there so ....

jdm_itr wrote:

and in that second pic i notice you have two phone jacks there so ....

I couldnt run Laynemerica Industries without them!

lmao

well i hope everyone had a good time at christmas, im fucking slaying these mountain demons with my snowboard!

fuck you adam we decided your geting drunk with us tomorrow night

jdm_itr wrote:

fuck you adam we decided your geting drunk with us tomorrow night

haha wont get home until late tonight, thursday i will

layne im scared to call any of those numbers, i feel like i will phone and some man voiced lady will answer and be like "im 10 dollars an hour and i don't do oral, whats your address?"

and then ill be like "good one layne... good one..."

Jhall wrote:

layne im scared to call any of those numbers, i feel like i will phone and some man voiced lady will answer and be like "im 10 dollars an hour and i don't do oral, whats your address?"

and then ill be like "good one layne... good one..."

holy fuck, 10 is cheap (indians are more money)

i know right, so imagine how scared i am to phone these numbers