integration

layne

x2

i am so confused!!

we need you

i want to know you, i feel like our jokes could make each other laugh and smile

Jhall wrote:

i want to know you, i feel like our jokes could make each other laugh and smile

haha.

you continue to throw spears through my heart with your absence

i just had a flash back of my fender caving in god dam shirt monsters

laynehip wrote:

Jhall wrote:

i want to know you, i feel like our jokes could make each other laugh and smile

haha.

HA! I REMEMBER THAT DISGUSTING SHIRT and your studed belt.

so, how about it layne. come hang out with us.

dr.goertz wrote:

so, how about it layne. come hang out with us.

haha i am not opposed to hanging out

you would oppose if you knew what hanging out with us meant....

no way all that happens is that you become 1 of 3 things or all of the above
1. racist (most likely to happen)
2. sexist and make sexist YET very humorous comments that get you p00n
3. rude and disgruntle about all douche bags and douche baggery

its a life worth living!

Jesse forgot the other side effects.. i will list them in jot note form.

you may become or experience:

- scared of dark places
- sociopathic
- anal sex
- insensitive towards womens' issues (periods)
- hatred towards your parents, regardless of alchoholism or personable shortcomings
- being so sexually adequate that girls might even be scared to sleep with you because you are so good at it
- tense around Arab people
- tense around Black people
- tense around Asian people
- tense around East Indian people
- tense around White people wearing 51-50 flex-fit hats
- tense around yourself
- hatred of certain sports __ i.e. hockey, basketball, lacrosse, football, etc.
- easy friendship while meeting new people despite your rude jokes and offensive slander
- better grades (not confirmed, but likely)
- your first rectal prolapse, not necessarily your last
- an eye exam between the months of November to March
- inflammation of certain glands and hypersensitive stomach function
- knowledge and insight into what girls really want (hint: its sex, and disrespect)
- soup's soft caress
- my soft caress and hard caress
- jesse's medium caress
- homeward bound theme always playing in your head when you run
- trouble with the law
- binge drinking

the list is longer, this just gives you the basic idea.

that sounds aweful. stay away from him hes mine.

dr.goertz wrote:

Jesse forgot the other side effects.. i will list them in jot note form.

you may become or experience:

- scared of dark places
- sociopathic
- anal sex
- insensitive towards womens' issues (periods)
- hatred towards your parents, regardless of alchoholism or personable shortcomings
- being so sexually adequate that girls might even be scared to sleep with you because you are so good at it
- tense around Arab people
- tense around Black people
- tense around Asian people
- tense around East Indian people
- tense around White people wearing 51-50 flex-fit hats
- tense around yourself
- hatred of certain sports __ i.e. hockey, basketball, lacrosse, football, etc.
- easy friendship while meeting new people despite your rude jokes and offensive slander
- better grades (not confirmed, but likely)
- your first rectal prolapse, not necessarily your last
- an eye exam between the months of November to March
- inflammation of certain glands and hypersensitive stomach function
- knowledge and insight into what girls really want (hint: its sex, and disrespect)
- soup's soft caress
- my soft caress and hard caress
- jesse's medium caress
- homeward bound theme always playing in your head when you run
- trouble with the law
- binge drinking

the list is longer, this just gives you the basic idea.

LMFAO

pretty much our life right here

i've seen kyle naked